Monday 1 September 2008

Smurfs? Porn? Yes please!


Smurf porn. Another death blow to your the happy rosy memories of your childhood. Just when you thought that the internet couldn't deliver anything to shock, horrify you, along came this. God bless the internet.



I can still remember the day I heard the distant tantalising rumour from one of my friends that there was such thing as smurf porn. This was too good to pass up seeing. I'm almost 100% sure that back in 1958, the smurf creator Peyo, could never have envisioned what mischief his little blue characters could possibly get up to. However, fellow Europeans, the Spanish, have managed to titillate us here at the wankapedia From the outset of the scene there's no going back to innocently watching the smurfs. The opening shot shows smurfette and another smurf casually sitting, but we all now what's coming next. I don't know a single child who hasn't thought at one point, wow, smurfette must do the rounds. Then it starts, first a light blowjob, but then it gets better. In walks another smurf and so begins the eponymous porn gangbang. But lo! Papa smurf, complete with beard and red trousers comes to join. Then, possibly the singularly most hilarious and childhood shattering scene. No level of hyperbole could justify what comes next. The two smurfs and papa smurf being finished off by a kneeling smurfette, all whistling the smurfs iconic theme tune. However, just to top this, in creeps Gargamel to take over from the smurfs and sort out smurfette.

I have to say this is one of the funniest porn videos I have seen. Where at first it shocked me, it soon won me over with its incredulous nature, plus its Spanish smurf dialogue. I thoroughly recommend all to watch it, and i hope that the memories of this video don't fade as easily as all that blue paint....


Click HERE to watch